Plandom

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Situation where an individual claims an act as being random, when in reality the outcome has deliberately been modified to produce controlled results.

(Settlers of Catan game)
Player #1: So are we gonna set up this board randomly?
Player #2: Ya of course, just make sure there's a six on brick, i never get enough of that stuff.
Player #1: Dude what is this? plandom??

Plandom by legitgranite August 22, 2011

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plandom

Plandom is an annoying form of being "random" but actually planning the randomness ahead of time, or using the same three or four "random" phrases.

Plandom Fucker- "I am a pineapple cheese monkey that lives in a fruitbasket with Frankenstein's mega-colon medication and everyone is coo-coo for co co puffs!"

plandom by Galoot March 14, 2005

Related Words

plandom • plandome • Phandom • plandemic • Pandom • Plandowski • prandom • phandom anthem • phandom member • plancometer

Plandom

All the fun of a hooking up with a random person, without the regrets.

Jill - I need to get some random action at the party. Hook me up with your ex, Tree!
Susie- It's a plandom!

Plandom by Susie Starfish June 15, 2009

Phandom

A cult dedicated to the two tall British needs Dan Howell and Phil Lester

yes, it's a cult

The phandom is literally everywhere. There is no escape.

Phandom by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 6, 2017

Phandom

A cult.
Yes, i said a cult

the scariest of them all

The Phandom is everywhere. there is no escape. once you're in it, theres no getting out

Phandom by pointlesslyhowell June 5, 2018

Phandom

The hell hole known as a fanbase for popular YouTuber dorks Dan Howell and Phil Lester. Many members of the phandom ship phan

The phandom is a crazy community full of over analysists and people from the ages 12-21 who come for the cute boys and English accents and stay for the accidental innuendos and existential crisis.

And remember, don't cry, craft.

Becky: "Oh my god the phandom is everywhere, they're so fucking annoying."

Jessica: Shut up, Becky! No one asked you! *hugs copy of The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire*

Phandom by aorosess July 23, 2016

Phandom

A large group of teens whose lives have been taken over by two British guys (Dan and Phil). Dan is an internet cult leader and Phil is a ray of sunshine who is to innocent for this cruel world.

Friend 2 'Why haven't you been talking to anyone?'
Friend 1 'I've fallen into The Phandom and there's no way out.'
Friend 2 'What is 'The Phandom'?'
Friend 3 'NO DON'T GET HER STARTED'
Friend 1 'Too late. The Phandom is...'

Phandom by TheUltimatePhanMember August 21, 2016

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026