platern 

Platerns have been used since the 1840s for yarndling. They range in size and complexity. The largest ones are often found adjacent to scrimming basins.

Tony would often tell me about his grandfather's antique horizontal platern.

platern by Cod Michael May 27, 2020

the intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment 

EA's justification on reddit for Star Wars Battlefront 2, claiming they weren't money hungry assholes, but the reply received over 600,000 downvotes.

EA: The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.
EA: *Gets over 600,000 downvotes*
EA: Shit.

the intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment by Boisin sauce May 19, 2018

flying V guitar player 

Someone who plays the style of guitar that's called a flying V.

Dale's a Badass flying V guitar player! Pure raw talent & genius

flying V guitar player by Starchylde April 16, 2017

Among Us Lobby Players 

Fucking idiots

"These people are Among Us Lobby Players."

Among Us Lobby Players by IHateAmongUsLobbyPlayers September 22, 2020

Master player 

Holds, caresses and makes love to his guitar. Can play it with eyes closed, backwards and upside down. Plays woman just like his guitar. Strings them along like a beautiful song. That master musician is a real Lee Ferrington, makes that guitar scream.

Lee Ferrington is a great musician, a master player.

Master player by sthrngrc February 10, 2018

Hypixel skyblock player

A braindead person who's life is dedicated to the grind and who prefers +3 strength over all his family members together.

Mother: My son is a hypixel skyblock player.
Friend/Family member: Condolences.

Hypixel skyblock player by Mwrein March 4, 2021

jesse palmer 

<noun>
1. To be awful at something and be a complete chode in the process.
2. To fail at your initial professional endeavors (e.g., throwing more picks than touchdowns as a professional quarterback), then to scurry off from that failure and suck at the blistered teet of American reality television....and suck at that too.
3. Winless former NFL quarterback with a quarterback rating below 60, who proceeded to fail in the Canadian Football League.
4. To be the less successful of a sibling pair...by a long shot.
5. The opposite of to "palmer", as that term is defined on this website.

"Billy Carter really 'jesse palmer'ed hard when he pissed in an airport runway on camera. But I guess it was a great endorsement for Billy Beer."
"Daniel Baldwin was seriously 'jesse palmer'ing when he blew off his appearance on Celebrity Fit Club because he was too busy running butt naked through the Plaza Hotel lobby hopped up on blow."

jesse palmer by Mississippi Mudflap September 19, 2013