Top Definition
(plur. "plainies")
Someone who eats bland, unflavored or unseasoned food.
chips with no salsa, phở with no chili/sriracha sauce, plain oatmeal, eggs with no salt/pepper/ketchup, noodles with just butter

"You don't put any sauce on your noodles? You plainy!"
by the tiger March 01, 2014

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