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Epic Tear of Man Pain 

One single tear dripping soulfully and beautifully down the cheek of a hardcore manly man, to express the deep extent of his man pain. Usually caused by daddy issues or deep emotional trauma. Or both. Also can be used in a general way as "Epic Tears of Man Pain", although there can only be one tear at one time.
As he considered how his father never loved him, an EPIC TEAR OF MAN PAIN rolled softly down his stubbly cheek and rested on his chiselled jaw.
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The George Man Plan 

A plan generally involving George Lopez or awesome people.
Him: Whats the plan??

You: THE GEORGE MAN PLAN!
The George Man Plan by MBFtrace April 26, 2010

Man Plan 

An event or idea where men get together and watch a sporting event on a large television (mainly HD) while consuming large amounts of alcohol and eating large amounts of meat, pizza, or nachos.
Guy #1: Me and the guys are gonna watch the game at my house.

Guy #2: Want me to bring beer?

Guy #1: Sounds like a Man Plan.
Man Plan by BigB34 April 18, 2010

Broke Man Diet Plan 

The Broke Man Diet Plan is when you diet buy not eating because you cant afford to fukin eat. This is along one of the most successful diet plans. Only beggars will fail this one.
Woman: Damn! How you lose that weight?

Man: I went broke lol! Its that Broke Man Diet Plan

a man a plan a canal panama 

the longest palindrome thats not retarded.
guy-"holy crap a man a plan a canal panama is the longest palindrome thats not retarded!"

one man floor plan 

A public restroom with only one toilet.
I hate this bar because you always have to wait in line for the bathroom. That's the major disadvantage of a one man floor plan.
one man floor plan by xenosapien September 12, 2013