blaccident 

Blaccidents come from unknowing use of the camera on a phone, for instance while the phone's in your pocket you take pictures by mistake, burying the real picture you took and want to find under a pile of all-black mistake pictures, or blaccidents.

Unlike butt dials, blaccidents can accumulate up to the hundreds without anyone being able to warn against what you are doing.

Oh crap, you have to see this awesome thing, here look!! -- oh wait, no that one's just a blaccident. Oh no, so is this one!!! Where is that picture!!

blaccident by Big Baby Buc October 16, 2014

Plaxcident 

An act of stupidity that costs you $35 million. Credit to New York Giants knucklehead wide receiver Plaxico Burress for shooting himself in the leg at a nightclub.

That plaxcident just cost you a $35 Million contract!

Plaxcident by shadesOne December 16, 2008

plaxident 

the stupidest thing one can possibly do to oneself

When Plaxico Burress shot himself in the leg, he swore it was a plaxident

plaxident by Stefihoe December 9, 2008

plannident 

plan-ni-dent (plan ni duhnt) n.
1. a scheme or method of acting, proceeding, etc., developed in advance an undesirable or unfortunate happening that occurs intentionally while appearing unintentional and usually results in injury,damage, or loss.
1670-80; < F: ground, plan, groundwork, scheme, + -cidere, comb. form of cadere to fall

Wanting to get easy money he walked onto the store's slippery floor and had a plannident that resulted in a fall. The store eagerly and quickly settled for several thousand dollars out of court.

plannident by Noland L. Talley, II February 28, 2008

Plaxident 

1. An act of stupidity which costs you $35 million.
2. An accident involving someone shooting his or herself in the leg.

Derived from the name of soon-to-be-former NY Giants wide receiver, Plaxico Burress, and the "accident" of shooting himself in the leg in a night club which simultaneously put him in jail, ended his career, and nullified the rest of his contract.

"Yo, I can't believe that idiot had a Plaxident! Now he has no money left and might go to jail!"

Plaxident by Jasóncito December 9, 2008

Plaxidental Shooting 

Definition 1: When you shoot yourself in the thigh on accident, most cases occur in clubs.
Definition 2: When your dumb ass star super bow reciever gets locked up for 2 years because he shot himself.

Did you hear? Vontae shot himself. Well I guess it was a plaxidental shooting.

Plaxidental Shooting by fkiczula November 28, 2011

Blaccident 

When a well meaning white person accidentally makes a racial slur or reference about a person of color.

I brought some fried chicken over to Andre's house and didn't even think about how racist that would seem! I totally had a Blaccident!

Blaccident by JenJaxon December 3, 2011