pizdets

The last word in Russian pilot's communication when plane is seconds to crash.

CAP: Descending to 600 course 360 Aeroflot 821
F/O: Take it take it
CAP: What do you mean fucking take it
(Bank angle, Bank angle)
CAP: I can't do it either
(Bank angle, Bank angle)
F/O: Other way other directions
(Bank angle,Bank angle)
F/O: Fucking hell
CAP: Well
F/O: What the Fuck are we doing?
(Bank angle,Bank angle)
ATC: 821 contact tower approach 127.1
F/O: Fuck!
CAP: Pizdets!
SOUND OF IMPACT
END OF RECORDING

by dildo777 November 26, 2021

pizdets

1. Describes a kaput situation, one at which fubar is nothing compared to how the situation really is. Can also describe situations of otter stupidity expressed by someone, as well as an obviously bad mental state.

2. Derived from the russian word "pizda", which means the female reproductive organ (i.e. "pussy"), this word can refer to a really big and/or good one.

1. That dude just threw that stuff up, and it fell down on his head with a huge chunk of the ceiling, cracking his skull in two. Pizdets.

2. - She has a huuuuuuge pizdets down there!
- Can we both fit in..?

by ChronoDog October 20, 2004