Puto pito

This is a Spanish expression that means "fucking dick", but in the literal penis sense.

Your puto pito is so small, it's fucking pathetic!

I heard he has a he's a man whore with a puto pito pequeño! (fucking small dick)

by LingDanc803 February 9, 2023

pito de leche

Traducted as "milk cock".
Niche Spanish slang term that refers to a non-existent little penis with which men are born and grown until it unpredictably falls to be replaced by the definitive penis.
It is the equivalent in the phallic context to "baby teeth".

Mr. Gutiérrez has a tiny pito de leche, hope it will fall some day.

by TheAbsurd5 November 23, 2021

nisam pito

mostly used to make people around you cringe and possibly commit suicide. can also be pronounced as a question (sam pito?)

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-nisam pito.

by amborgesa April 10, 2021