by kman kenny January 10, 2008
by ^^!$#@ September 6, 2018
by Chris 10516 November 16, 2006
1.When you have an erection that is so strong that when you take your penis out of your pants,it does a movement similar to when you do a pistol whip,after that movement,you beat the shit out of your girlfriend's face,making her moan loud as fuck,making her mother to listen the moaning and go check her bedroom,making the perfect milf plot...
2.A good word to make you get out of this website
2.A good word to make you get out of this website
Girlfriend: "Give me that erotic pistol whip,daddy~"
Boy: "Lol k"
*Violent sex intensifies*
*Her mother goes to check what tf is happening in there*
Mother: "WhAt ThE fUcK jEnNiFfEr"
Boy: "Lol k"
*Violent sex intensifies*
*Her mother goes to check what tf is happening in there*
Mother: "WhAt ThE fUcK jEnNiFfEr"
by Deep-Voiced African Child October 18, 2018
When something goes very wrong for one person or team. When something is seen on tv or is heard somewhere where multiple people hear it and is bluntly making fun of you or pointing out a fault about you without you knowing it was going to happen.
Person 1: DUDE! did you see the bengals game?
Person 2: Yeah man it was like pistol whipping a blind kid.
Person 1: my friend john fucks little boys
Person 2: damn that was like pistol whipping a blind kid.
Person 2: Yeah man it was like pistol whipping a blind kid.
Person 1: my friend john fucks little boys
Person 2: damn that was like pistol whipping a blind kid.
by sharpshooterdre January 11, 2010
Vegan guy/girl- Yea, I might hit like a vegan, but my pistol don't. What you think I hit like when I pistol whip you bitch?
by Solid Mantis September 24, 2019
Len threatened to bite Mark’s penis during a blowjob, so Mark pistol whipped Len and left a mushroom shaped bruise on Len’s forehead.
by Ben Lougie November 7, 2021