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1.
To be smacked in the face with the handle of a gun.
Charlie was talking shit, so I "pistol whipped" him with my gun.
by Sonuvagun Salinas September 11, 2008
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2.
A variation on the term "pussy whipped". With the word "pistol" referring to the male genitalia instead.. Or, a talented studbroad and her toys.
"Should I invite Claryssa to the bachelorette party?"
"
You can, but I doubt she'll make it, That dude she's been banging has got her so pistol-whipped she doesn't even answer my texts anymore."

-or-
"WTF, why did Carlos ditch us at this suck-ass bar?"

"Oh, I think his boyfriend wanted to leave, not him, but he's totally pistol-whipped."

-or-

"Damn! That straight friend of Lisa's is cute!"

"The one in the sun-dress? She's hot and married."

"I don't care, I could pistol-whip that ass, she won't ever go home"
"
by Evil Temptress October 13, 2011
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3.
The female equivalent for pussy-whipped.
Your girl let you go down on her best friend last night?

Of course! She's totally pistol-whipped. I can do whatever I want and she'll be there waiting for me to come home.
by Darren Wiseman October 25, 2007
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