pisstol

pisstol is another word for penis.

Ben: "Hey Alyssa, wanna see my pisstol?"
Alyssa: "EW WDF IS WRONG WITH U N00B"

pisstol by phark October 15, 2010

pistola 

Pistola another word for pistol (handgun)

Myke: Aye, mayne you lookin for some fire power?

Don: Yea i need something small an light weight.

Myke: watch chu thynk of is pistola?

Don: That will do.

pistola by Chamillitary810 March 22, 2007

Water Pisstol 

The act of pouring piss into ones anus with a funnel, after which masturbating furiously for 10 seconds (acting like the pump on a water pistol). After which the participant squeezes the piss out of their arse like a water pistol.

''Last night my friend came round to my house and we both help each other fill out water pisstols then had a water pisstol fight''

''Last night I was practising with my water pisstol, I shot three meters''

Water Pisstol by Wateryanus September 10, 2012

pistola 

A great song by Incubus

I just heard "Pistola" the other day, FUCK YEAH !

pistola by Bobane March 22, 2004

pistola 

a. any type of verbal abuse
b. a creative insult
c. a way of words to make your point
d. mini crack pipe

I was ready to bitch that slut out with my fair share of pistolas

The Founding Fathers were masters of the art of the pistola

Damn nigga' that new pistola is the shiiit

pistola by MeltdownX February 12, 2004

Pisstol Pete Maravich 

Exclamation by one who needs to urinate really badly. Usually said in the words, "I need to take a pisstol pete maravich!" Also included, a soothing of the balls after a really long satisfying piss.

Pistol Pete Maravich was a well known pro basketball player who was known to be one of the best ball handlers of all time.

Oh my god, I can't hold it anymore! I need to take a pisstol pete maravich!

Pisstol Pete Maravich by rjm1974 July 31, 2011

pistola 

the glass pipe that you can smoke crack, crank, methamphedamines out of.

i was so pissed when i dropped my pistola on the floor and it broke.

pistola by crankster December 5, 2002