pissoir 

Literally a public urinal in most major European cities, but sometimes a creative way of saying you are pissed off, or pissed off at someone, or someone is an idiot; sometimes used as an exclamation.

Damn it, Nelson, you are a real pissoir!

PISSOIR! I spilled the cleaning fluid on the shelf!

pissoir by Fast Bobby April 12, 2004

pissdirection 

The purposeful redirection of a stream of urine toward another person with the intent of expressing dismay, or for the purpose of causing embarassment. Most typically performed by males in a state of extreme inebriation.

Don and Tim performed a major pissdirection on the RA's last night

pissdirection by Don Blows August 17, 2009

pisscreet 

(adj): to pee on the porcelain part of the toilet so as to dampen the sound and not draw attention to yourself.
(n): pisscretion

Rather than pee into the water and make a lot of noise, John decided to be pisscreet and pee on the side of the bowl.

Randy exercised some pisscretion by peeing onto the back of the urinal rather than directly into the water.

pisscreet by Sparky L Gagnuts, Esq January 27, 2014

Pisspire 

Like a vampire, only it drinks piss

yo dude my girlfriend wanted a glden shower man she's a pisspire she'll drink you dry

Pisspire by bjwtom July 21, 2010

pissfire 

I’m angry

DAMN IT IM PISSFIRE.

pissfire by Boiboi316 October 9, 2020

jean loo pissoir 

1. a character from the hit game everything

- the personification of a toilet

2. a faggot 😡😡😡

1. “Guys my favorite character is Jean Loo Pissoir from Date Everything”
2. “Ughhhh jean loo is a faggot and he’s so french”

jean loo pissoir by jean loo August 27, 2025