pisscreet 

(adj): to pee on the porcelain part of the toilet so as to dampen the sound and not draw attention to yourself.
(n): pisscretion

Rather than pee into the water and make a lot of noise, John decided to be pisscreet and pee on the side of the bowl.

Randy exercised some pisscretion by peeing onto the back of the urinal rather than directly into the water.

pisscreet by Sparky L Gagnuts, Esq January 27, 2014

pisscrastinate 

when you really gotta piss, but youre too lazy to get up or stop what you are doing.

While drinking beer in a recording studio, I typically pisscrastinate until my bladder explodes...but at least I get my work done. :)

pisscrastinate by Tightness Records October 15, 2011

Pissfeet 

An individual who walks around without any shoes on in inappropriate places, such as communal toilets

My boss is a real pissfeet

Pissfeet by drizzle0 May 9, 2014

pissrection 

When a male recieves an erection from holding in his piss

I took a 7 hour car ride and didn't pee for the entire trip. I popped a fat pissrection and my whole family laughed.

pissrection by MrRogersBrother June 28, 2009

pisscrete 

The kind of concrete stained by years of being peed on by drunks and scallies like that found in multi-storey car parks and council flat stairwells.

Although it was dark as Kevin climbed the stairs he knew what sort of place it was by the odour of pisscrete in the cold air.

pisscrete by The Fat Welshman April 23, 2022

pitscheet 

This is a fart while you're sleeping

Hey, you made a lot of pitscheets tonight !

pitscheet by Piiiiino August 28, 2007

disscreets 

People you know that hate you but won't admit it and when your around them, they act like they have no problem with you; talking behind your back

Person 1:Ay, u know why(fill in blank) is dissin me?
Person 2:Nah, but they helladiscreet about it.
Person 1: U know what I call people like that?
Person 2: No? What?
Person 1: Disscreets.

disscreets by Sangapulo March 13, 2008