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(adj): to pee on the porcelain part of the toilet so as to dampen the sound and not draw attention to yourself.
(n): pisscretion
Rather than pee into the water and make a lot of noise, John decided to be pisscreet and pee on the side of the bowl.

Randy exercised some pisscretion by peeing onto the back of the urinal rather than directly into the water.
by Sparky L Gagnuts, Esq January 27, 2014
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