pissmoppery 

A mild term of insult for an act perpitrated by anyone showing disorganised, usless and pointless behaviour.

"I've never known/seen such pissmoppery"
Usually, the behaviour is unexplainably annoying and over complex when something basic and simple would have been OK
Usually applies to meaningless bureacracy, pointless behaviour of very drunk people, or shambolic sexual experiences etc

pissmoppery by Mysstress January 22, 2007

Pisshopper 

When pissing outdoors and the perceived threat of an insect, animal, or person makes you jump back causing your piss to fly everywhere, often times including on yourself.

(Joe returns to the car stopped on the side of the highway.)
Mark: Oh man, d'you piss all over your shorts?!?
Joe: Ugh.. no.
Mark: Did a deer startle you while you took a leak or what?
Joe: No, uhm, a butterfly.
Mark: Dude, you're such a pisshopper!

Pisshopper by Pisshoppers4life August 20, 2009

pissmuppetry 

amalgamation of "pissmoppery" and "muppet"

"muppet" is used as a mild insult "you muppet" when someone has done something comically stupid and unbelievable. Teamed with "pissmoppery", "pissmuppetry" is the result a very funny and unbeleivable act of stupidity, pointelss behaviour, with the addition of a huge dose of comedy for the people watching

pissmuppetry by Mysstress January 22, 2007