Pisstistity Level 

A scale from 1 to 5 to explain to how loaded your fishing buddy was:

1. Lionel Hutz
2. Richard Burton
3. George Jones
4. Charles Buckowski
5. Shane Mcgowan.

A person is added to the scale to allow for a more graphic explaination.

His pisstistity level was like a 5. He would have given Shane Mcgowan a run for his money. We had to take the the bottle off him before he broke it over his bosses head.

Pisstistity Level by slightly sarcastic December 30, 2010

pissfest 

A period of heavy or binge drinking

That was quite a pissfest last night!

pissfest by Snellite April 14, 2008

pissfit 

Being able to handle your alcohol or not

Man ive been drinking all day and half the night ive worked up my pissfitness levels.. or look at that dude he's only had 3 drinks and he's smashed already he,s so not pissfit

pissfit by B rendo May 20, 2009

pissist

A follower of the religion of Pissism, from the infamous Minecraft Server EarthMC

"Hey why isn't Charles going to Church?"
"Oh him? well, he's Pissist"

pissist by cbtmachine April 17, 2020

pissfitness 

Being able to handle your drink so well, that you become immune to drunkenness. The level of 'smashed' can no longer be reached.

These types of people do not get drunk. They get piss fit. The more years in which they spend being piss fit, increases their pissfitness.

Boyfriend: "You drink too much"
Girlfriend: " I'm raising my level of pissfitness OK"?

pissfitness by Netty11 March 7, 2014

Pissist

A member of the Pissism religion, whom prays to the Ball God and places Pee Pee structures to appease him.

Hey bro you wanna go eat the International House of Carrots?

I can't eat carrots, I'm Pissist

Pissist by dabsallovar December 10, 2020

pisstistic 

area of statistics covering the number of girls that i have slept with and then urinated on after drinking too much beer

After we broke up she became just another pisstistic.

pisstistic by MO25 June 16, 2007