pissfit
Man ive been drinking all day and half the night ive worked up my pissfitness levels.. or look at that dude he's only had 3 drinks and he's smashed already he,s so not pissfit
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Pisstits
A girl who has serious bladder control issues, and on one occasion has been known to piss on her own tits after falling in a bathroom. She also regularly pisses herself in public places.
Person 1: "What is that pool of liquid on the chair in the kitchen?"
Person 2: "Pisstits was laughing too hard"
Person 1: "I am NOT clearing that up!"
Person 2: "Pisstits was laughing too hard"
Person 1: "I am NOT clearing that up!"
Pissitivity
Describes being as pissed off as you can possibly be.
Pissitivity by noelleebellee December 12, 2010
pissitude
(girls talking)
Girl 1: OMG I dont wanna walk the dog I wanna go to the mall!!! Waahhh!!!! UGH I HATE MY LIFE SO MUCH!!!!!!
Girl 2: Stop the pissitude. Shut up.
Girl 1: OMG I dont wanna walk the dog I wanna go to the mall!!! Waahhh!!!! UGH I HATE MY LIFE SO MUCH!!!!!!
Girl 2: Stop the pissitude. Shut up.
pissitancy
Extreme urinary hesitancy after initially beginning a stream of urine, caused by either a rather huge enlarged prostate gland moved while fingering one's own taint or an abrupt discontinuation of said urine stream from a sudden psychological reverie about a hot young actresses' vagina being damply placed upon one's now fully erect penis
I had such a bad bout of pissitancy yesterday after I saw that teenage vampire TV show that I thought I might have to find a real vampiress to come in and drain the neck of my dick before my second head imploded! carpel-pudendum syndrome bladder cockjacking funnelblocking prostapediment urethral sludgitis pissluggishness
pissitancy by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 15, 2014
Pisswit
A retarded individual whose brain is made up of at least 75% stale urine, which adversely affects his/her ability to interact appropriately with normal people. Most frequently encountered while driving on the public highway (or more usually cycling), but not limited to this. Pisswits are found on all continents and in all walks of life.
1.That's the 10th pisswit I've seen going through a red light on it's bike this morning, and I've only been out 5 minutes.
2.Don't go near Kieran, his breath stinks, and he's a bug-eyed moron: no, actually he's worse than a moron, he's a pisswit!
3. I was going to shag Jackie, but as soon as she opened her mouth I realised just what a pisswit she is, so she can go and fuck herself!
2.Don't go near Kieran, his breath stinks, and he's a bug-eyed moron: no, actually he's worse than a moron, he's a pisswit!
3. I was going to shag Jackie, but as soon as she opened her mouth I realised just what a pisswit she is, so she can go and fuck herself!
Pisswit by Dick Shunairy Jim October 24, 2012