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Pejorative term used to sum up a person's complete and total lack of spine, weevil-like nature, and/or lemming-brained idiocy. Excellent word for vocally appreciating another's deficiencies.

Say it a few times, it just feels good.
Tom Cruise is a tiny little pussface.
Get me a drink, pussface.
Your pussfaced little sister doesn't put out.
That pussfaced maitre'd won't give us a table by the window.
pussface by p & k May 12, 2007
Pistachio Face: a face drawn on a pistachio
I just found a Pisface on that park bench!
Pisface by Pisface May 10, 2018

pissface 

An outspoken negative person who posts on internet forums under the misguided impression that people care about what they have to say. A pissface usually considers themself to be very important, but are generally mocked by those around them, including by friends and possibly even family.

A pissface is able to divert the course of a thread from happy and cheerful, to argumentative and angry by posting an inane and stupid comment that takes offense at an innocuous comment made by another poster.

On occassion, a thread moderator is a pissface, which usually leads to unnecessary wrangling of innocent and inoffensive posts made by others under the umbrella of "I thought that the post conflicted with the forum's rules". This is almost always a lie that the pissface states, to further cement their perceived power and self-importance. This leads to behind-the-back mocking by other wranglers, as they struggle to see how such a negative idiot could continue to be let away with the same antisocial behaviour time and time again.
You really suck all of the fun out of this forum,pissface.

or

Bob: "You wanna go online and abuse the pissface?"

Tim: "Yeah fuck yeah".
pissface by Dr Tom December 28, 2005
Pisface is short for pistachio face and is a pistachio shell with an expressive face drawn on it. Pisface is a widespread art abandonment project that has reached a growing number of countries. Pisfaces are distributed through travelers, friends, and perfect strangers.
I found a Pisface in Seattle on a park bench. I will bring it to San Diego on my trip and leave it there for someone else to find.
Pisface by Pisface June 3, 2018
the awkwardness when in a public restroom with only the stranger in the stall next to and you really need to piss but neither of you will start pissing first. this awkwardness leads to spending eternity in the bathroom stall :(
friend #1: yo my hairs turnin' gray! whats the hold up?!?!?!
friend #2: I was sooooooooo pissafied!!!

pissfacedcockgobbler 

a person who leaves their "friends" in monroe because they have each others cocks in each others butts.
Craig and Matt are pissfacedcockgobblers.