pisscrastinate 

when you really gotta piss, but youre too lazy to get up or stop what you are doing.

While drinking beer in a recording studio, I typically pisscrastinate until my bladder explodes...but at least I get my work done. :)

pisscrastinate by Tightness Records October 15, 2011

Pisstard 

Term used to show comtempt to flaming idiots

You damn pisstard!

Pisstard by Anonymous March 10, 2003

Postcards 

The dry hump of marketing strategies.

"And here I am reduced to postcards, the dry hump of marketing strategies." - Killface

Postcards by MD. April 8, 2008

pissard 

Combination of two words pissed and hard. Can be misheard as pisshead but holds an entirely different meaning. Meaning to get pissed (become intoxicated by consumption of alcohol) and acting hard (starting fights and generally being a twat).

Pissard is usually achieved by drinking copious amounts of vodka which will induce violent behaviour or generally being a chav who drinks cider will suffice.

1. "Hey fancy getting pissard this weekend and fighting some people?"

2. "I'm so pissard now I could beat my mother"

3. "He only smacked you cos he was pissard mate."

pissard by Andy Burton December 27, 2008

Pisstard 

People who behave irresponsibly while/after consuming alcohol

Mel is behaving like a pisstard he clearly has had too much to drink.

Pisstard by Pisstard July 27, 2019

Postcards From Buster 

A TV show featured on PBS about a rabbit name Buster who goes around America and visits people of all races and color.

<Person 1> Nigga, I love this show.
<Person 2> Yeah, this is the most multicultural show ever.
<Person 1> Educational and not racist. You won't find many shows without any racist bullshit nowadays with all of that Britney Spears nigger dissing asian eye slitters racist white niggers.
<Person 2> Fo shizzle mah nizzle.

Postcards From Buster by The Six-Oh-Four September 8, 2005

French Postcards 

Postcard sized photographs or printed images of nudes published in the latter 19th century. Many came from the French magazine La Beaute that published 75 monthly poses for artists. They were not literally postcards as they were illegal to mail

Gary:What are those billy?

Billy:What is what?

Gary:Those mini nude pics.

Billy:Those are French Postcards.

French Postcards by The King_50 April 4, 2009