pissastrophe 

The resultant large mess that exists after urinating in a dissorderly fashon. It is usually the product of a lack of awarness, caution, or control. Can also result from a total lack of human decency or respect.

Brian was disoriented and did not pull his boxers down far enough. This resulted in a pissastrophe of epic proportions.

pissastrophe by FlankThatSouljaBoy October 13, 2009

pustastrophy 

a situation where you must fight over girls at a party where males highly outnumber females. "similar to sausage fest"

Last night was a total pustastrophy there were half as many girls as guys.

pustastrophy by matt07golf April 20, 2009

Pietastrophy 

Disaster. Often involving a perfectly good pie being unintentionally discarded or rendered unconsumable. Can be used for other disasters also, in which the pie becomes a metaphor, or the pie prefix is substituded for the appropriate noun. Disaster may be small, medium or large.

A thousand curses on the man responsible for this pietastrophy, leaving me hungry in the late afternoon.

Looks like a bit of a pietastrophy down the front of her blouse there.

Fuck, one of my mam's has got burnt by the iron, what a pietastrophy.

Pietastrophy by Touchof thedowns July 4, 2004

pisstastrophe 

A hizzy fit my wife throws when I asked her to sleep on her side of the bed.

I didn't expect a pisstastrophe over the request.

pisstastrophe by Molly Cage June 14, 2011

pistastrophe 

A pistastrophe is what happens when you run out or lose your delicious pistachio nuts. It is a true catastrophe! Dramatic yes, but does cause suffering!

Bro! I lost my brand new 5 pound bag of pistachio's I just bought! Its a pistastrophe!

pistastrophe by Sarasyo November 28, 2017