The little kiddie pool next to the big adult pool that the little kids swim and pee in. Also, the pool your drunken guests pee in when the keg is too close to the kiddie pool.
We went to the Old Man's house on the 4th of July and the piss pool behind the house smelled of urine while the D.J. was playing the song, ooooh that smell, can't you smell that smell? We invited the Old man over and knew we would have the big pool for the adults and the piss pool for the kids.
by mikefromuniontown December 15, 2013
Taking a leak directly into a pool, from the comfort of the pool deck when a bathroom or a secluded bush are just steps away. Usually a booze induced act, the topside pool piss is always met with harsh criticisim from angry onlookers who havent had nearly as many keg beers as the subject taking the piss.
Significance is doubled when Tim Tebow is swimming in said pool.
Significance is doubled when Tim Tebow is swimming in said pool.
Ashley Cooke: Hey Cooper.. did you see that shitbombtaking a topside pool piss...??
Cooper: Yeah, what an asshole, he has no respect for this household.
Cooper: Yeah, what an asshole, he has no respect for this household.
by topsidepoolpisser June 23, 2011
Doing something uncharacteristically nice with corrupt motives; faking affection to get something from another person. Warmth with an unpleasant origin.
"Did you hear that Dylan's boyfriend brought home two dozen roses yesterday?"
"Yeah, but everyone knows he's cheating. He's just pissing in the pool."
"Yeah, but everyone knows he's cheating. He's just pissing in the pool."
by transm.ascot May 6, 2023
by Piss pool March 21, 2020
when you cum in a girl that’s super wet so she does not feel it, you know you came but she doesn’t just like when you piss in a pool
by RyanGa March 13, 2018