Pissing in the wind

1) To have something backfire to the point where you are embarrassed and humiliated.

2) To do something that ends up going nowhere, or, in a worst-case scenario. ends up being a step backwards in the wrong direction.

John was trying to prove to his brother Roger that he knew how to repair a computer. After he somehow installed a massive virus into Roger's computer, having the hard drive compromised, overheating the motherboard, and having to pay for the costly repairs, his efforts ended up with him pissing in the wind

by Mr. Lefty July 20, 2014

pissing in the wind

To piss in someone's ass while they're farting.

"Piss in my ass while I'm farting." "Pissing in the wind, broheimer."

by Wordz Up February 29, 2008

piss in the wind

An alternative way to sing the Bob Seeger song "Against the Wind", especially if it's 3:00 a.m., and you're drunk.

Piss in the wind, keep pissing into the wind.

by MRT3 July 2, 2009

piss in the wind

Messier than swimming against the tide.

Skip to the loo, pee to the lee, my darling. Don't piss in the wind, you'll spring a leak in the dinghy.

by Horace Hornblower July 29, 2008

Pissing in the wind

The act of urinating outside during windy weather

pissing in the wind

by Hejnhhgvb November 11, 2018

piss in the wind

go take your futility elsewhere. Your opinion was unfair.

Her: "watching you shove your personal angst into good poetry is like watching a fat woman trying to squeeze herself into my favorite dress."

Him: "Go piss in the wind."

by ALGGG January 18, 2008

piss in the wind

when you take a piss outside and it moves I the wind

yea joe took a piss in the wind yesderday
i heard it went all over his pants because the wind blew it back at him
ROFLMAO!

by YouWatchHentaiYouHornyBastard0 September 25, 2016