pirates plunge 

when you take ur gurl to the ocean and she starts to blow you take it out her mouth and poke her in the eye. then she has to wear an eye patch.

"yo i brought this skank to the beach and gave her a pirates plunge"

pirates plunge by spencer s August 7, 2006

peanut butter pirate plunder 

A derivation of the peanut butter pirate in which the first mate pillages the anus of the second mate for the booty bounty rather than his own. Requires extrordinarly skill as the element of surprise is lost (usually) and the potential 'pirate' is aware that something is amiss.

I tried to pull off the peanut butter pirate plunder last night with my girl, but she guessed what I was doing and covered both of her eyes... I had to settle for giving her a dirty sanches.

peanut butter pirate plunder by David Sabo October 3, 2006