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When you take a long shit and one of your legs falls asleep. Then when you get up, you walk around as if you have a wooden Pirate leg.
Jesse: Where's Josh? Oh never mind, I see him limping out of the bathroom. He must have been taking a Pirate Shit.
by JesseIU May 12, 2015
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the smelly brown stuff that comes out a pirates ass
dude did you see the pirate shit on the boat?

sure did crazy stuff isn't it!!
by qazsdf October 17, 2010

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