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Anything Jeff thinks of is a pipe dream.
by Hero of Heroes November 02, 2009
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any of the above definitions is good. but the following probably provides an dramatic example of the words in use.
A pipe dream is a girl that you dream about laying pipe to, although it will probably never happen.
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A low hope or something that is almost impossible to achieve.
David: I been lifting for 15 years and now I'm 28 years old my max bench press is 275 lbs. Would I ever bench press 405 lbs.

Joe: That's a pipe dream.

David: ... :(
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The sad realization that an occurrence that could turn your life around has astronomical odds of happening.
I sure wish my intestinal track and ass could produce a useful amount of thrust.
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word definition: pipe dream n
a goal, hope, idea, or plan so fanciful that it is very unlikely to be realized.

everyone needs those pipe dreams.
you GUYS. its not FUNNY. pipe dreams wont come true if you havent GOT any. stop being stupid. i know you all have them. WHAT?? YOU DONT? stop fuckingwith me. OH MY GOD. FUCK YOU/FUCK ME okay. I THINK WE NEED A TIME-OUT *makes 'T' with hands*

BYE MY SWEET: sweetnsweaty pipe dreams babe
by cim April 19, 2003
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A fantasy someone has while under the influence of marijuana. Somewhere between a day dream and a regular dream.
When I was packin' the bowl, I had a pipe dream that I was on the beach in Jamaica!
by hbi September 19, 2004
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The belief in God, heaven, jesus, salvation etc
that weirdo over there is chasing pipe dreams that he will go to heaven.
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