Pine Creek High School is a place filled with people who "fuck a different bitch every night" but don't know how to use a condom. Where every girl has the same uniform even though they're different from the rest of the girls. If you're black, you will be getting pussy all day because all the white bitches got jungle fever. The only relevant sport is football and you can't leave the locker room without getting raped by one of those hunks. Every girl has a crippling case of depression and anxiety and every guy suddenly becomes a psychologist. The teachers are all assholes and give a fuck ton of assignments and say you can finish them all because you have an iPad. Fuck this school with it's fake bitches and walking piles of shit they call guys.
person 1: oh you go to pine creek?
person 2: yeah its a shit hole
person 1: wait i thought you fucked a different girl every night?
person 2: nah i just say that to get clout in DECA
person 1: shit man pine creek high school is wack
person 2: yeah its a shit hole
person 1: wait i thought you fucked a different girl every night?
person 2: nah i just say that to get clout in DECA
person 1: shit man pine creek high school is wack
by baadmaan332 November 20, 2019
A shitty ass school filled with fake bitches in yoga pants and sweatshirts, and fuckboys who aren’t even close to attractive enough to fuck some of the bitches they’re fucking, You’re not cool unless you’re a bitch, own a Novo, and are in fucking DECA, and everyone who’s not a pussy low key does LSD and Cocaine for fun (it’s called Pine Crack for a reason). If you own scrunchies you’ll be super popular but also go fuck yourself with ur hydroflask you basic ass bitch. If you play football, you automatically have bitches on your dick at all times, but you’ll also have crippling fuckboy disease, along with a side effect of herpes. But you know what it’s all okay, because it’s still better then DCC.
Person 1: what school do you go to?
Person 2: Pine Creek High School
Person 1: shit man I’m sorry, can u hook me up now tho
Person 2: Pine Creek High School
Person 1: shit man I’m sorry, can u hook me up now tho
by Small Dick energy March 20, 2019
Pine Creek High School is the place where you learn that the only reason people live in Colorado is to smoke and fuck with bitches who are at best a 6.5/10. Don't try to leave the lunch room or else that short dean lady will beat the shit out of you, she thinks she is some sort of god, when in reality she cant even reach the top bookshelf cause of how short she is. Oh and by the way, who even goes to the library? that's some wack stuff right there, like you think i'm gonna read about some shit that happened 2000 years ago. How true even is half of that stuff? How can all of the religious books all be in the non fiction section at the same time? Islam alone says that "there is no god but allah." Cornell notes are a staple for the majority of students here, if decide to go through World History then good luck, you'll have a G for a teacher but expect Cornell notes to be your life for the next year now. I hope your children are doing well.
Thankfully this is all balanced out with some decent teachers at the school. like um.. well... at least one of our students is a sex offender.
Thankfully this is all balanced out with some decent teachers at the school. like um.. well... at least one of our students is a sex offender.
by AidenRileyWilson May 16, 2022