The smallest most micro of all the micro D's. Lacks all D curvature, and in general gets no ladies. Full of herpes, and genital warts and has a yellowish hue.
*As Brycedrops his shorts to take a shower* Joe says: "Dude you have a pindleskin"
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!