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Rectumsmell pimplesack

A dude who is gangley and hangs around big lakes under sewage pipes, he likes to hunt geese and ducks and collects their beaks and wears them as a necklace,

he also collects hubcaps from cars and plays music to attract mates. his mating call consists of a loud scream shouting "HELP ME"

walks like gollum from lord of the rings.
That dude we saw at the lake today totaly was a rectumsmell pimplesack
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pimpaled 

when one is impaled on ones pimp stick
holy shit you see that guy get pimpaled, it went straight through him lke a spear
pimpaled by maximg September 21, 2007

pimplestix 

The nickname of any male who purposely has unprotected sex with a female while having genital warts.
Hey guys check out Pimplestix, he's picking up another raspberry.
pimplestix by Phartman July 9, 2004

pimplestiltskin

Another term for any male who engages in unprotected sex while knowingly having genital warts. (sounds like Rumplestiltskin)
Grab the beer, Pimplestiltskin is here!!!
pimplestiltskin by Phartman July 9, 2004

Party Pimples 

The small pimples on someone’s face usually around the mouth or chin caused by cum. They can also be located near the ass or vagina. They are found on porn stars and sluts alike. Chicks with these tell tale signs will love to party, thus the name party pimples.
Check out that chicks chin, it’s covered with party pimples I know she will let you cum in her mouth or on her face.
Party Pimples by Beavis812many August 23, 2009

pimpalastick 

A member of the male human party who is exceptionally eccentric and intellectual in every action that they take; one who makes babies without trying.
Kirk is quite possibly the most pimpalastick human being on the planet. If it was not for Kirk being pimpalastick, the earth would most certainly implode.
pimpalastick by Kirk Batterson September 21, 2008

poop pimples 

Zits on the butt.An adult form of diaper rash.Most likely caused by swamp ass. AKA- assne
I was looking at naked chicks on the internet and this one gross fat lady had poop pimples up and down her butt crack.
poop pimples by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011