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pimpsqueak 

A very short, often ugly man, that for some reason can pull some serious ass. It could be because the guy has legitimate game or he has a big sausage or a combination of both. Every college campus has at least one pimpsqueak. Usher, Jeremy Piven, Prince, Joe Rogan and Jermaine Dupri are all perfect examples of pimpsqueaks.
Ron: "Is that Mandy Harris kissing on that little ugly dude over there?"
Chuck: "How in the fuck? I'd kill to bounce that ass."
Ron: "Why in the fuck would that guy get her?"
Chuck: "What can you say, the guy must be a pimpsqueak."
pimpsqueak by John Planet October 16, 2008

pimpsqueek 

A small unassuming peckish fellow, resembling a sort of mouse, who somehow seems to get more booty than all of your friends combined.
Markland Fridae is quite the pimpsqueek seeing as his scrawny looks provide for the intriguiung question: "Why was he in a three way, and not me?"
pimpsqueek by Sophie and Elizabeth February 6, 2004

pimpsqueak 

An appellation used to describe an insignificant individual who would otherwise be labeled a "pipsqueak" but has stooped to such a level of personal or professional immorality that it would offend pipsqueaks.
That guy has gone way beyond the pale - he is a pimpsqueak for sure!
pimpsqueak by Seal Beach Mike March 24, 2009

Pipsqueek 

pipskwēk Olde English.

n. A term of endearment for a lovable girl that you want to take care of until you are dead, despite all of her past curiosities and brazen relentlessness, as well as, any idiosyncrasy that she has ever had or may acquire.

Pipsqueek is for show the opposite of Pipsqueak.

Etymology: Pip + Squeak
"My darling Pipsqueek? Will you lock the door before you come to bed? We don't want any of those cheesehead twacked out faux nigga swerves to break in. I really wish they had some of that Obama magic."

"Jesus, well look at you... Can you point that high powered perception at yourself?? You're always such a racist and retarded Obamamaniacal harp. I think I even fucking feel fucking disenfranchised after hearing that. Why don't you go and shut the fucking door?"

"I will, Pipsqueek."
Pipsqueek by KVoorhees October 18, 2008

pipsqueek midget 

a very small, and weak person, who can be messed with by anyone other than other pipsqueek midget's
look at the pipsqueek midget, its so funny how it tries to be stong and tall!
pipsqueek midget by Jsshadow May 24, 2018

Pipsqueek 

A man that goes by the name Isaac would be considered such thing.
"hey Jack is that Isaac? Yeah he's a pipsqueek..."
Pipsqueek by vukov October 23, 2023