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pimp card 

a card u give to bitches with ur information on it followed by a firm opean palm slap on the ass
i gave some hot bitch my pimp card last night
pimp card by moe bitches July 29, 2006

pimp card 

A card in which a pimp/player/single male writes down his name and his phone number to pass out to girls that he finds sexually stimulating or attractive, hoping that it will draw her to him sexually or to get a phone call from her to plan a future rendevous with her.
"Hey, Jimmy!"
"Yes, Fred?"
"Why don't you give that fine looking broad over there one of your pimp cards?"
"What a marvelous idea, Fred!"
pimp card by Da king of Swing July 29, 2006

Pull your pimp card 

When you really like somebody and not really tryin to see anybody else. (No more messin around with anybody else means you're no longer a pimp.)
You about to wife that broad, I'm about to pull your pimp card.

Primary caregiver pimp

Form of diability caregiver abuse where both pepole are on welfare/disability pension, and the primary care giver is actually trafficking a disabled person.

Also called ODSP spousal abuse

Primary caregiver pimps also accuse their common law wife's of prostitution, and police department throws the ODSP domestic violence victum out of their home, on allegations alone.

This is a well known grifter con job
Yeah, my TeePee pay Primary caregiver pimp.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026