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Pillsbury'd

Fucking a bitch in navel until she says "hoo-hoo"
Trina is saving herself for marriage so I Pillsbury'd the lint out of her and left her with a gizz-button.

pillsberry 

Verb, Noun

The act of getting pillsberried, or belly slapped.
When he sat on my pencil and broke it, I pillsberried (pillsberry) him until his chocolate filling came out.
pillsberry by booleanmaster October 27, 2009

Pillsbury Doughboy 

The Pillsbury Doughboy got his start on the road to fame in Chicago. He was since an icon of American advertising known around the world.

The mascot was seen once in an episode of The Simpsons where little Homer Simpson was holding it like a teddy bear. (That's the episode where Homer was reunited with his wayward mother.)

Long time Pillsbury adverts shown someone poking at his obese belly and he often said "Wooo hooo" as an interjection.

In January 2005, the Doughboy had his first bout of yeast infection after meeting Lynette. His exact location of his infection is unknown. On October 1st, he surcame to his infection.

Another famous celbrity, Liberace did die of a yeast infection.

The Pillsbury Foundation Trust was established in order to find a permanent cure to yeast infections.
Rest in peace Pillsbury Doughboy. (1965-2005)

pillsbury homeboy 

a pillsbury homeboy is a heavy set gangster
damn look at that big ass gangster dude hes gotta weigh at least 350 he must be a pillsbury homeboy

Pillsbury 

Handle given to particularly large, violent males when described in relation to their significant other.
"I didn't remember her name, but I know her boyfriend is a total pillsbury, and he'd probably sunset flip my head right off"
"It began with an 'S', and yeah he would"
Pillsbury by Splayt September 23, 2005

Dirty Pilsbury

Eating your girl out when she has a yeast infection.
My girl had a yeast infection and I continued to give her a dirty Pilsbury