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Pillowscape 

The arranging of pillows for maximum comfort or aesthetic appeal.
The pillowscape was especially inviting.
Pillowscape by Comfort Queen February 20, 2012

Pillowhammer 

Noun. The gentle but devastating blow that hits your central nervous system courtesy of certain opiates. The pillowhammer lays you out and you stay down, because it's pretty relaxing down there.
A: "Hey did you ever notice how ...."

B: "Planning on finishing that sentence?"

A: "...Huh? Oh, sorry, pillowhammer just kicked in."

An description of the pillowhammer, taken from an article by Angie Chuang about propofol use :

"However, taking propofol was one of the most truly pleasant pharmaceutical experiences. Propofol didn’t just make me sleepy; it made me feel as if my soul had been detached from my body and was resting just above it, on a cloud of marshmallow fluff, sweet and achingly tender. It made the time I was under its influence pass in a flicker like the inside of a tunnel viewed from a bullet train, just a glimpse of darkness and lights stretched into long streaks."
Pillowhammer by DrMexico September 18, 2009

Pillowtage 

Subterfuge specifically relating to the act of swapping pillows with your partner to secure the good one(s). Without the drool stains and loose hairs etc.
I have a sore neck today. My pillows feel...different. I suspect foul play! I suspect.....Pillowtage.
Pillowtage by DrGroove_phd March 2, 2011

Pillowchair 

Woooow that Pillowchair transform into a human being!!!
Pillowchair by Kboi408 December 31, 2014

Pillowshwine 

Meaning adorable, cutie, beautiful and so forth.
Hey pillowshwine, how’ve you been today?
Pillowshwine by Xaven03 September 18, 2021

pillowhands 

A man who’s hands don’t specifically resemble a pillow, but if he hits you, it’ll either put you to sleep or be quite comfy and feel like you’ve put your head on a pillow. Generally this guy is an weapon and should only be attacked from behind with a bootyhole lick.
Did you see that guy get pillowhands’d.

That dude hits so soft it’s like hes got pillowhands.
pillowhands by Toptier shithousery November 21, 2021