pikelet 

Brummie word for crumpet, as in those round things filled with holes that you spread butter on and eat for breakfast.

(In supermarket)

Brummie: Do you have any pikelets?

Shop Assistant: What the fuck is a pikelet?

pikelet by Brummie08 January 20, 2009

pifelitis 

a disease when the patient sits at home and playes computer games while sniffing their own farst on a regular basis.

you know he has pifelitis when he skips band practice

pifelitis by magic mahoney December 17, 2010

pikeletface 

Someone who has bad skin complextion

Look at pikeletface, bet he had acne when he was a kid.

pikeletface by Joinerlee February 20, 2018

pikelet 

a pikelet, a small, flat doughy mass which takes approximately 0 I.Q. points to make and cook. even being called a pancake is a lesser insult, as pancakes are at least large and filling. a 'pikelet' is an extremely stupid person.

also available in special cases of extreme pikelet worthy behaviour is the "golden pikelet award" only to be awarded in EXTREME cases.

in dialogue at a hardware store:
customer: "hi, do you have any sparks for my angle grinder?"
assistant: "mate, you are a bloody pikelet!"

pikelet by daniel martin January 28, 2005

pikelet 

A diminutive term for one who pikes, a female Piker.

dialogue while discussing a social event:

pikelet: I don't think I'll make it tonight, I have to wash my hair
friend: You little pikelet!

pikelet by pikelet April 13, 2006

shortstack pikelets with maple 

the skirt that everyone chases and the piece of tail that no-one gets to nail.

I will have two orders of shortstack pikelets with extra maple, post haste.

shortstack pikelets with maple by Lizzy McWhore July 30, 2004

pixelite 

A hybrid of "pixel" and "Luddite", this term refers to a computer user who is either unwilling to use a higher display resolution through fear of change, or is unaware of the benefits of a higher setting.

Janet: "I really like my screen set to 800x600."

John: "Oh, don't be such a pixelite."

pixelite by James Whale December 15, 2004