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Brummie word for crumpet, as in those round things filled with holes that you spread butter on and eat for breakfast.
(In supermarket)

Brummie: Do you have any pikelets?

Shop Assistant: What the fuck is a pikelet?
by Brummie08 January 20, 2009

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a pikelet, a small, flat doughy mass which takes approximately 0 I.Q. points to make and cook. even being called a pancake is a lesser insult, as pancakes are at least large and filling. a 'pikelet' is an extremely stupid person.

also available in special cases of extreme pikelet worthy behaviour is the "golden pikelet award" only to be awarded in EXTREME cases.
in dialogue at a hardware store:
customer: "hi, do you have any sparks for my angle grinder?"
assistant: "mate, you are a bloody pikelet!"
by daniel martin January 28, 2005

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A diminutive term for one who pikes, a female Piker.
dialogue while discussing a social event:

pikelet: I don't think I'll make it tonight, I have to wash my hair
friend: You little pikelet!
by pikelet February 28, 2006

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