pigsitterish 

A guest who comes over and acts in the manner of someone who is hired to babysit, then eats all of the food in the house.

We would have lots of treats for brunch today if you had not acted so pigsitterish and eaten all of it yesterday.

pigsitterish by The Wendolyne September 22, 2021

pigshitter 

A police officer or pig, who is either corrupt or cannot do a proper job. A waste of taxpayers dosh

That pigshitter arrested me for speeding I was only doing 65 in a 70.
OR
That pigshitter didn't take a statement properly from my mum who had been mugged
OR
I swear that pigshitter takes backhanders

pigshitter by jonny bogroll the eigth August 20, 2021

Pipehitter 

A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.

"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."

Pipehitter by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021

Pigmister

Is a person, animal, or thing that is either the cutest or stupidest

Stop being a pigmister
Omg! Pigmister

Pigmister by superpig March 2, 2019

Pigister 

The most important post in a Ping's court.

Whenever the Ping's stuck in a muddle, the Pigister is there to oink him out.

Pigister by The_pitizens#2 March 5, 2022

pitwittery

The pituitary gland in birds. Sends vitamins and shit.

"That bird's head is broken" John
"Yeah... I can even see its pitwittery gland" Elmo

pitwittery by coolerthannick October 18, 2009

Pipehitter 

the hardest, wildest, meanest and most intimidating people in any city, state, or country

Every place has men or women that are considered the biggest and badest among their group of peers. Usually the kingpin of a gang, cartel or a hottie with some big breast

Pam Anderson, John Gotti, Marceles Wallace, Ray Lewis, Ted "WuVile" Dancer

Pipehitter by The Wolfe January 6, 2004