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Confederate Pig Dick

1.) Someone who is offended and threatened by those who are slightly different from themselves. They are particularly fearful of people of color, women, LGTB, non-Christians, anyone who is educated or who has brown eyes and comes from a culture that promotes acceptance, love, family, and nurturing children.

2.) Someone who is willfully ignorant and hateful.

3.) Any man who is intimidated by female power and refers to women as: bimbos, fat pigs, dogs, slobs, disgusting animals, etc. He makes a point of trying to insult, belittle, stereotype and sexualize in order to feel superior to women.

4.) Anyone who gets turned on by confederate flag titty covers and a battle flag pussy shield.

5.) Someone who uses bacon grease as lube and sings/hums Dixie while getting it on.
What’s wrong with the president?

Awww, him... he’s a confederate pig dick.

Why was he elected?

He wasn’t, he lost by 3 million votes... we’re in the midst of a fascist economic coup using racism and xenophobia to distract the public while we’re bankrupted into poverty as a nation.

Oh, that’s weird. I’m gonna watch TV & check Facebook. Are you sure you’re not projecting? Maybe you’re the confederate pig dick.

You’ll only know if you dribble bacon grease on my beer can and get started you disgusting slut. (“O, I wish I was in the land of cotton...”).
Confederate Pig Dick by Eye.of.Ra February 5, 2019
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pig dick 

A Police Detective that thinks he knows it all but doesn't really know shit.
That pig dick has been bustin' my balls following me around and bangin' on my front door.
pig dick by $crooge May 18, 2006

crooked as a pig dick 

A dishonest person or organization who regularly cheats or swindles people or buisnesses.
Obama is crooked as a pig dick on this health care shit!
crooked as a pig dick by 2cents September 10, 2009

Pig Dick 

A compliment for someone that's a complete asshole
"Shut up pig dick"
"Don't call me a pig dick you douchebag."
"Hey I'm being nice here!"
Pig Dick by It's Bieber Bitch! January 9, 2015

Pig Dick 

When a man has a dick that looks like a pig
Your dick looks like bacon. Its a pig dick. You like?
Pig Dick by Jason Mosley April 18, 2010

pig dick 

I was so hungry after drinking all night, I ordered the Hungry Drunk breakfast with two sides of pig dicks.
pig dick by Slambo August 18, 2005

pig dick 

slang for saying that a person is very moronic and idiotic
SSgt to his troops "You bunch of pig dicks...dont you know anything?"
pig dick by SSgt J's Wife January 20, 2005