pieitude 

The attitude you get when there might not be pie

"Dad had a pieitude when he found out there might not be Apple pie for dinner."

pieitude by waffels December 25, 2013

pititude 

when you pity someone so much that the feeling is accompanied by sheer gratitude that you're not them

John is a devastating character with no chat; he is basically a pititude case.

Did you see the guy eating on his own in the restaurant? Pititude.

pititude by James Light August 21, 2007

Pivitude 

Short for “Pi Servitude.” When fellow numerical constants and numerals are expected to posture to or serve the number π if they want to associate with or get closer to her.

Like a pampered cat, pi demands nothing but pivitude from those trying to court or seduce her.

Pivitude by Numerati January 23, 2025