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to coax an old homeless bitch up to your apartment for sex in exchange for a mars bar, you must have sex with boxing gloves on. to communicate with her use her notepad, because of course, she is deaf and mute. alright i was stuck for a ride so i went for the old piedmontero , i am itching like a mofo, but i kept her notepad as a momento
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