pieceofshito'clock 

The time that you wake up after a night of staying out too late drinking.

"Hey man, I heard you were late for work today."

"Yeah, I didn’t wake up until pieceofshito'clock."

pieceofshito'clock by iBetty December 5, 2011

pieceofandy 

The ultimate and lowest form of laziness, often resulting in chronic sleep habits and/or masturbation. Prolonged pieceofandy can also lead to inability to socialize and reversal of the urethra. Denial excuses include "I had to shovel my driveway" and "I'm too tired to smoke weed". Short term effects include douchiness

Your such a pieceofandy!

Hey andy, your a douche bag

pieceofandy by The hornshoer March 6, 2009

Metro PieceofShit

MetroPCS bad reception, lame phones, so many dropped calls

1: I just got a new T-Mobile Sidekick!

2: I still have my Metro PieceofShit phone

Metro PieceofShit by victoriadaniellemabelle June 17, 2009

pieceofshit 

A worthless individual who blames everyone else for all their problems and never takes responsibility for anything.

OMG Theresa, that guy named Fred is one ugly ass piece of shit!!!!

pieceofshit by toopreshish4u May 11, 2004

pieceofshit 

not good, low life, wanka (see definition)

You farted you piceofshit!

pieceofshit by bonjai September 3, 2003

PieceOfShitFriends 

A bunch of nobody’s who would rather watch 7 deadly sins and zuckerberg make briskets and ribs than hang out and y’all with their buddy

“Hey what’s up guys how’s it hanging”

“Ya no shut up zuckerberg is making briskets and ribs”

“Well aren’t you guys just PieceOfShitFriends”

PieceOfShitFriends by TannerAndStephenLickBalls June 12, 2018

pieceofshititis 

A condition which can affect virtually any object or person at any time.

The condition can clear up on its own or persist forever.

Firefox is suffering from pieceofshititis today.

pieceofshititis by AlbertaAl April 1, 2009