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pie eating boner jockey 

A girl that loves to rub her shit on a dick and eat it off
"Sherry is such a pie eating boner jockey."

pie-eating contest 

performing oral sex on a menstruating female.
Looks like Johnny's been having a pie-eating contest.

pie-eating contest by sammy dan August 22, 2006

Belgian Pie Eating Contest 

A sexual carnival of sorts in which a gentleman performs oral sex on no fewer than 3 different ladies in the same room no more than a minute apart. Used especially in reference to particularly sloppy oral sex, as an actual pie eating contest generally results in a messy face.

May also refer to a situation in which several men perform oral sex on several women, with or without switching partners.
When the fraternity invited the neighboring sorority over for the first party of the semester, it only took 20 minutes and 2 kegs to turn the living room into a Belgian Pie Eating Contest.

eating pie  

the best thing u can possibly do in this world
"man that was so cool it was like eating pie "

Quadruple Eating pie cake 

I want to eat your Quadruple Eating pie cake
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026