Pie Eating Contest

My girlfriend went to a pie eating contest at the fair, and doesn't like hot dogs any more.
by cloudedview July 10, 2008
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Belgian Pie Eating Contest

A sexual carnival of sorts in which a gentleman performs oral sex on no fewer than 3 different ladies in the same room no more than a minute apart. Used especially in reference to particularly sloppy oral sex, as an actual pie eating contest generally results in a messy face.

May also refer to a situation in which several men perform oral sex on several women, with or without switching partners.
When the fraternity invited the neighboring sorority over for the first party of the semester, it only took 20 minutes and 2 kegs to turn the living room into a Belgian Pie Eating Contest.
by Bee-ritt July 17, 2009
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bake a pie, eat a pie

An expression that means the same as "it doesn't matter" or "it makes no difference." Symbolizing little change. You bake a pie, you eat a pie, you have no pie.
Dan, "Hey, didn't you just get gas yesterday?"

Jay, "What are you going to do? Bake a pie, eat a pie."
by Squirrely June 17, 2006
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pie eating boner jockey

A girl that loves to rub her shit on a dick and eat it off
"Sherry is such a pie eating boner jockey."
by Dime pussy October 02, 2013
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pie-eating contest

performing oral sex on a menstruating female.
Looks like Johnny's been having a pie-eating contest.

by sammy dan August 23, 2006
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eating pie

the best thing u can possibly do in this world
"man that was so cool it was like eating pie "
by jory zimmerman October 24, 2008
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Eat pie

A suggestion or reply to anything, usually insults...
You are a lard!!!

Eat pie!!!
by Triple J April 07, 2005
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