pie baker 

a child molester. Can be used to suggest rape and child molesting (especially in the movie Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe) while in the presence of small childrn.

God Sara, the White Witch is such a pie baker!

pie baker by Kell Bell September 1, 2008

Baked Pie 

A "baked pie" is a euphemism for a girl providing a guy with surprise sex.

"So last night at hers, she totally prepared me a Baked Pie!"

Baked Pie by dtron_52 November 17, 2013

scottish baked pie 

filling a pie with a scotsman's semen and baking it. mm delicious

mary: hey dude, do you have a scotsman handy?
hunter: no sorry. why?
mary: i want to make a scottish baked pie
hunter: oh ok. ill ask around
mary: thanks

scottish baked pie by JellybeanStupido July 5, 2016

bake a pie, eat a pie

An expression that means the same as "it doesn't matter" or "it makes no difference." Symbolizing little change. You bake a pie, you eat a pie, you have no pie.

Dan, "Hey, didn't you just get gas yesterday?"

Jay, "What are you going to do? Bake a pie, eat a pie."

bake a pie, eat a pie by Squirrely June 18, 2006

Baked Alaskan Pie 

When someone is asleep, you proceed to defecate, vomit, urinate, and blow your load on their hair. Then you mix it all together, in the same way you would shampoo your hair. After that you proceed to light it on fire, hence "baked" alaskan pie.

When Travis fell asleep last night Igor snuck into his room with a book of matches, a full bladder, lotion, and a gag stick, while prairy dogging his poop. He had all the tools needed to continue to make himself a Baked Alaskan Pie.

Baked Alaskan Pie by Cabin Store Ease August 30, 2008

stick that in your pie crust and bake it

Shut your pie hole -- your argument is mute!

Also used as: put that in your pie crust and bake it; put it in your pie crust and bake it; stick it in your pie crust and bake it.

Quincy: Did you know that the bell pepper you're chowin' down on, like a bloody HOG, is one of the highest pesticide vegetables on the planet?

Javier: Oh really? Well, I purchased this one at Fred Friggin' Meyer, and every one knows that Freds purchases fruits and veggies with low levels of pesticides -- so stick that in your pie crust and bake it!

stick that in your pie crust and bake it by Verle "The Dean" Merring March 10, 2009

Freshly Baked Cum Pie

A load of cum is put into a freshly baked apple pie and eaten as dessert.

Kids, save room for your freshly baked cum pie!

Freshly Baked Cum Pie by Fuck Face October 16, 2003