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PicoBong

1. The greatest, most earth-shattering, fingernail-biting, toe-curling, ass-squeezing, back-arching, eyes-rolling-into-the-back-of-your-head, makes-you-want-to-scream-at-the-top-of-your-lungs, soak-your-nuts-in-a-bowl-of-warm-water, rub-nutella-all-over-your-body-and-have-your-dog-lick-it, experience you've ever had.

2. A sex toy that won't pop the question but will pop your cherry. All. over. your. face.
"PicoBong me."

"Like ohhmagahh have you tried a PicoBong yet, Becky? I just came four times you should try that shizzle!"

"That chick's a PicoBong!
No she ain't dude. She ain't even come close!"
PicoBong by swedefishstixx September 21, 2011
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The highest price an asset trades at over the course of a market cycle. When looking at a price chart, the picotop is the apex of a blow-off too
Man, I wish i had the wherewithal of Mark Cuban & I sold more of my assets at the picotop. Now I have to hold through the entire bear market.
Once referd to as the most bad ass of flutes.
( To the camp consilor ) Hey miss picolo, when are we going out for drinks?
Picolo by Uncle Buck the 3rd November 30, 2016
Filipino word closely equivalent to Pedant.
Juan: I can count from 1 to 10 in less than 5 seconds.
Juan: 1-2-10!
Dodong: You're so Pilosopo!
Pilosopo by Yiieeeeeeeee! June 26, 2019

picosexual 

The attraction to the fictional character Pico, a Newgrounds mascot appearing in games such as Friday Night Funkin’ and Pico’s School.
Person 1: Hey, what’s your sexuality?
Person 2: Oh, I’m Picosexual.
Person 1: Ew, that’s weird.
Person 2 proceeds to shoot Person 1 with an UZI.
picosexual by NotVoldemort12 January 24, 2021
The person at the exit of Costco who checks your receipt and insists on drawing a cute, sometimes very detailed, picture on it. The chances of running into this increase greatly if you have a small child with you.
"C'mon Picostco. There's a line of 10 people behind me and my rotisserie chicken is getting cold. We don't need a picture of a kitty cat holding a bouquet of balloons on our receipt."
Picostco by mickgun24 February 8, 2014

Piscosour 

It's a fine cocktail from Perú, very popular in Southamerica and europe, not yet in the US, but it'll be soon. This is the recipe:
750ml Peruvian Pisco (Santiago Queirolo),250ml lime juice, 250ml of simple syrup, 3 egg whites, 1 dash "angostura" bitters(a special syrup) and chopped ice.
Shake the mix of pisco, syrup, lime juice, egg whites, and then add chopped ice to provide volume(not too much), serve in cocktail glasses adding a drop of "angostura" for flavor purposes. And then, get drunk!!!!!!!!!!!
Peruvian: Damn! How come they don't have Piscosour in this bar. They don't know about Pisco in the US.
Chilean: We've been exporting Pisco to the US for five years!
Peruvian: Oh yeah!, I got it!, Now I understand why they don't like it. As soon as we start exporting peruvian pisco, pisco is gonna be more popular than whiskey, rum and tequila together!!
Piscosour by Aldiño June 27, 2006