painfull 

The feeling you get when you eat way too much and it hurts to be full.

Food baby is optional

In a diner with an all-you-can-eat option

Guy 1 : Maybe you shouldn't have ate the patty melts, buttered toast, scrambled eggs, sausages, biscuits and gravy, or the hashbrowns.

Guy 2 : Yeah, my food baby is due soon. All the eating was so painfull.

Guy 1: Asking for a second serving was also a bad idea.

painfull by Billy Billster July 15, 2010

Painfully Average 

A person who is painfully average would rate on a scale of 1-10 directly in the middle, a 5. This causes the person to become almost invisible because of their mediocrity rendering them completely undesirable. Therefore it's better to be a 4 than a 5.

I'd rather be with Rachel than Amy. Rachel's a 4 but it's better than being with a painfully average 5.

Painfully Average by Sundialist93 February 12, 2014

Painfully perfect

Someone who is so perfect but you can't tell them for some reason

"That girl is painfully perfect!"

"What does that mean!?"

"It means I think perfect but it's painful that I can't tell her I think it"

Painfully perfect by The forgotten one September 2, 2014

Painfully Thick 

So thick, it be causing PAIN from all the weight it put on the person.

She had said she was Painfully Thick, but what she had meant was, she had been on my 600lb Life Season 2!!!

Painfully Thick by DNAGuy October 27, 2021

painfully straight 

Someone who does not realize they are being hit on by someone of the same gender. This person may seem to be attracted to someone of their same gender because of their unintentional flirtiness. However, the straight aura exudes from them in waves.

Example 1:
Linda: Cheryl, it is obvious she was trying to get with you.
Cheryl: No she wasn't. She was just being really nice.

Linda: You know you are so painfully straight.
Example 2:
Jake: Bro, you were hardcore flirting with him.
Luke: No I wasn't. I was just making conversation.
Jake: Well it seemed might more than that. The guy was legit getting lusty eyes for you.

Example 3:
No homo.

painfully straight by BlkSwn December 1, 2017

painfully full 

the act of gorging oneself beyond the norm, because the meal, or foodie, is "just SO damn GOOD!" End result is a loosening up of garments constricting the waist, lying down, unable to moove- food coma; with some small prayers regarding the bathroom.

Thanksgiving is the usual time for anyone to experience being painfully full. Along with any holiday that revolves around baked goods that one would not consume on a regular basis to such an extent.

painfully full by miss_l January 26, 2011

Painfully Asian 

An Asian person that has a hard time with the pronunciation of all "r" and "l" words and the words sound interchangeable.

Ex: Room: pronounced "loom" by painfully Asian person. "It's in the loom."

Painfully Asian by nycdb2015 September 7, 2015