Phuuuuu, Yer What 

A term most commonly used by mouth breathers in the Bishop Auckland area of the United Kingdom. "Phuuuuuu, Yer What" is generally used during conversation as a reply to statement by another person in which "Phuuuuu, Yer What" essentially means "I agree"

Mouthbreather 1 -"These nappies for the bairns are a bit pricey like"

Mouthbreather 2 - "Phuuuuu, Yer What!"

Phuuuuu, Yer What by HeavySender January 16, 2017

phluffer nutter

A phluffer nutter is a result of eating a fluffer nutter, which is defined in Urban Dictionary and is a very delectable sandwich consisting of Marshmallow Spread and Peanut Butter.

A Phluffer Nutter is the gaseous result of eating a Fluffer Nutter and is prevalent in Truck Drivers. Please note that Phluffer Nutters will only occur while driving in a moving vehicle.

One experiences a Phluffer Nutter, while driving a truck, shortly after eating a Fluffer Nutter and the effect of the release of built up gases, that are exacerbated by the amount of refined sugars in the Fluffer Nutter, is demonstrated by the slow raising and lowering of the driver's private parts due to the fluctuating stream of released gases.

While it is highly unlikely that this can cause an obstruction of the driver's vision, it is important to note that there are unverified reports of accidents caused by excessive Phluffer Nuttering.

Right after eating a fluffler nutter I was slowing my vehicle on approach to the Weight Scale, I had a phluffer nutter that made me almost lose focus on downshifting. I hate it when that happens!

phluffer nutter by RadicalRoadie April 6, 2015

phluuf 

A group of 3 or more basic white girls. Typically found in the following:

Starbucks
Honda Civics

Lululemon

School lunch tables

The mall
Volleyball teams
Soccer teams

Wow look at all the commotion. Wait it’s a phluuf! one’s walking off, a basic white girl in the wild.

phluuf by GusTheAverageGenZ April 13, 2023

Phuuka Moleey

The Best Way To Say OMG When Your Shocked

Phuuka Moleey!! We Got A Test Today!!1

Phuuka Moleey by Haraajuku.Baarbiie.x February 18, 2010

phurf 

to fuck a lady who is a slut, who has boned many people before you.

Last night, i phurfed this girl and she said she boned 50 people before me

phurf by ejaculate May 13, 2005

phumfucker 

A manipulative person who submits that they will gently insert one finger, and one finger only, during anal play, but then forces their fat dick without concern for the vulnerable partner.

Barrack Hussein Obama baited us with affordable care, and then shoved the piece of shit that is known as the Affordable Care Act down our throats / up our asses. He is truly a phumfucker.

phumfucker by Paul Jansberg July 30, 2017

phuff

Describing one of several ways to blow air from your mouth or nose. Primarily associated with a short soft breath of air on to some surface such as someones neck, a cup of coffee or just into the ether.

Stop phuffing my coffee.
It feels nice when you phuff my neck.
I phuffed him a kiss.

phuff by P_i_n_k August 26, 2006