a douchebag way of spelling fuck developed by bandwagon Philadelphia Phillies fans. The f is replaced by a ph because the ph from phillies. Simple and stupid. True Phillies fans shy away from this grammar because they have respect for themselves.
Bandwagon: The Phillies are phuckin awesome!
True Fan: How long have you been a phillies fan?
Bandwagon: Picked up last year during the playoffs. They phucked up every team.
True fan: Well, Fuck you!
#phillies #phucked #phuckin #phucking #bandwagon #fuck #phuck you
by LtotheTtotheD October 22, 2009
Top Definition
a homonym to the old school word "fuck" but refers to machine intercourse, instead of genital intercourse. The term is derived from a man named Chris who holds regular discussions called "phuckathons" in Sproul Plaza of UC Berkeley. It's part of an ongoing debate of whether it is better to live in harmony with the earth and someday dying or to live forever in cyberspace as a silicon being.
"Stop phucking your cell phone!"
#cellphone #cyberspace #berkeley #phuckathon #fuck #genital #phone #chris
by Luman October 15, 2007
p.huck means fuck but you can't get in trouble for saying it at school or work
P.huck it
#p.huck #they make #stupid #judgment #angered a #crazy person #gone, mad,
by ZacCaz921 June 14, 2010
One day my f key jammed and I couldn't write anything with the letter f. I solved it by the following post.

Uck the letter that is next to letter d on my keyboard is busted. Its ucked! But don't worry ive worked out a way around this and its phucking good!

Now most of my friends use it. I find its kind of a ladies way of swearing online!
Phuck that!

Im a lady I don't phucking swear.

#fuck #fuk #fuc #phuc #sex
by Nat-Nat22 May 22, 2014
New species of animal discovered in kew by a crazy philanthropist half duck half pheasant the phuck
Oh my god have you seen that fucking phuck
#duck #pheasant #fuck #kew #crazy
by Hummy November 24, 2013
A phrase used for when the philadelphia phillies lose.
Friend: Did the Phils win?
You: No
Friend: PHUCK!
#phillies #phuck #fuck #baseball #sports
by br0s3ff January 07, 2012
What old people say when they play or watch hockey.
"Where's the damn phuck??"
by Cameron July 17, 2004
The politically correct way to use the word "fuck" in an email. Using phuck or phucker or motherphucker does cause throw a red flag in corporate emails.
BBN - "Phuck my motherphucking boss, if I want to heat up chittlings at lunch, I'll heat the phuckers"
Snoflake - "But they smell like phucking crap"
#fuck #fucker #motherfucker #fucking #fucked
by Big Black & Nasty March 25, 2008
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