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photoshoplifting 

The act of taking a picture of yourself and loading it into photoshop to correct any imperfections before posting it onto Facebook/Myspace/Friendster or any other social science project.
1. Photoshoplifting beauty is digital thievery. The new school of surgery is easier than it needs to be...

2. Let's render some light effects. Uncheck the side effects that might affect the render, hit enter and see how bright it gets. Blur out the blemish, liquefy the edges, photoshoplifting is the next form of expression.
photoshoplifting by eyenine January 2, 2011
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Photoshopic Memory

The ability to remember any photo that has entered Adobe Photoshop.
Sandy: I got 100% on my test!
Mary: OMG how??
Sandy: I put all my notes into photoshop and used my photoshopic memory to remember everything!
Photoshopic Memory by Choysen October 6, 2011

photoshoplifting 

to take somebody else's watermarked copyrighted photo, photoshop out the watermark, and use it as your own
Hey, stop photoshoplifting my proof photo!
photoshoplifting by media attack December 10, 2007

Photoshopfucked 

A word used to describe the gasp after you see someone for the first time in person after having legnthly conversations with them on facebook, and realiased they were heavily photoshopped.
Matt : "Dude!! How was meeting that Sandy girl on Facebook, she looks soo hot!"

Ben : "She was fucking ugly dude, I got Photoshopfucked"

photoshopism 

The metamorphosis of taking one photo shop picture and continually debasing it to the extreme of embarrassment of the person being depicted.
A picture of Armen with his hand up a horses ass(Darth's favorite). Or Dusty with his hand up Jon's Ass. Or that kid in the Houston forum that lost his Honda in the ditch and he pic was chopped with photoshopism over 200 times with over a million page views of hilarity.
photoshopism by jjay911 January 2, 2009

PhotoShoplifted 

When a photo YOU took has been used by someone on a social media site (ie. Facebook) and they don't give you credit for it and it gets more likes on their page than it would on yours because they have better friends and are just an all around better human being.
Jim Smith's photo of he and Adam Wahlberg, that I took at the Murder Mystery show, has gotten a lot of "likes" from people I don't know. Some of them are by hot ladies that won't accept my friend request. Jim Smith "PhotoShoplifted" my art work!
PhotoShoplifted by YourHeroKevin October 15, 2013

Photoshopic Memory

When a person's recollection of events conforms to what they wish had happened rather than what really happened.
Guy1: Man I remember back when I had my bachelor pad it was a non-stop party! Everybody was always over there getting drunk and high and I had a different woman every night of the week!
GUy2: Whatever man, you spent 99% of your time getting watching porn and eating ramen noodles. You must have a photoshopic memory!
Photoshopic Memory by Johnswiecki January 22, 2017