Photobailing 

Intentionally leaving or "bailing" a planned photo at the last second, much to the surprise of the others in the photo as well as the photographer. If you photobail, you play a practical joke by disappearing suddenly from a group photo without letting others know of your plan to leave.

While her friend with the camera shouted "1-2-3", Jane left a gaping hole in the group picture by photobailing just as everyone else yelled "cheese".

Photobailing by CJ Sworker October 30, 2014

Poobating 

The act of masturbating at the same time as pooping: Poobating

I caught the man on the can pooping and masturbating! He was poobating!

Poobating by seelindsey November 16, 2011

poobating 

Deciding whether or not to take a poo before leaving the house or allowing the poo to further percolate.

I'm poobating whether or not to take a dump now or wait till I get to work.

poobating by Kieron M May 24, 2008

Photobaiting 

The delicate art of dressing in photobait. nb. Like fightclub, you do NOT talk about photobaiting.

Dang, there was some SERIOUS photobaiting at fashion week!

Photobaiting by sammage! May 8, 2011

photoballing 

Photobombing, but with your balls.

Sending her a pic of your balls instead of your dick.

Guys, why send dic pics for free? Photoballing leaves her in suspense.

photoballing by TheReturnedKing May 12, 2019

Photobation 

The habit of taking "selfies" (photos of oneself) and posting them on the internet.

Scott was grounded for excessive photobation; his mother had to take away his camera.

Photobation by xnrock May 1, 2013