Adj. To ostensibly sound meaningful, when really there is no substance to the message.

Group poetry criticisms and discussions about religion are two of the most phosphorous things.
The following examples are extremely phosphorous:

*points to poetry line about death*
"Yes, I think that the author has written this poem about the sadness of death."

*reads a passage from the Bible*
"The message that I take away from this verse is that Jesus Christ is wonderful."
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the most homophobic man ever yet the gays love him
Aurelius: phosphorous is the best
Someone: isn't he homophobic
Aurelius: yeah <3
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It’s basically a game where everyone hits the teachers pet
Teachers pet- can u give us homework
Everyone-Have you sawn a phosphorous
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