phone

1. A device that was once originally used to speak to another person whose location is a significant or considerable distance apart from you, but now it is a confirmation that you would like to receive free calls from telemarketers.

2. Something teenagers use far too much.

-Phone Rings-

Person: Hello?
Telemarketer: Thank you for purchasing a telephone, you are now eligible to receive calls so you can get discounts on HOT products.
Person: Fuck off. -Hangs up- ...I didn't buy a phone to get the hell annoyed out of me...

by idonthavaname August 2, 2006

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Phone

1.)An appliance used for communication between two or more people not within talking range.
2.)Used as a substitution for 'call'

1.) Telemarketer: "Hello, If you would give me a minute to tell you about our new offer-" You: *shoots phone*

2.) "I have to phone Catelyn!"

by Freak Obscene April 17, 2004

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Phonely

The anxious emotional state of a person whose smart phone has died, been lost, or left behind at home/work.

I forgot my cell phone at home this morning and am feeling very phonely.

by Aradan October 2, 2012

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PHONE

Personal Hand Operated Networking Equipment

Cell phones and smart phones are more than simple telephones yet we still call them phones. Rather than suggesting a new name I suggest an acronym. Have a better one?

Hand me my personal hand operated networking equipment (phone) so I can call your sister.

My personal hand operated networking equipment (phone) won't stop ringing because your mom keeps calling.

by jermee619 September 30, 2011

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