Phone Book Bet

Seen in the movie "Dukes of Hazzard". if you lose a bet, you get a phone book smacked across your face. The loser of the bet gets to pick which side they want to be smacked on

i'll bet you the phone book bet that i wont break any of these bottles of shine!!!

Phone Book Bet by redneckeddy August 12, 2009

More chins than a Chinese phone book

A slang, degrading phrase describing the neck area (front or rear) an overweight person.

Ralph, look at Wendy, damn she has gotten fat, just look at those rolls on her face! Yeah, tell me about it Bob, She's got "more chins than a Chinese phone book"!

More chins than a Chinese phone book by Clintoncousin September 25, 2007

rolled up phone book 

An arse splittingly wide shit, usually the result of stuffing yourself the day before with kebab, steak, fine cheeses, etc... and dehydration caused by excess alcohol.

Rupert howled, when the morning after the pickles and cheese party he had to pass a rolled up phone book

rolled up phone book by Loopydave May 12, 2020

full as a fairy's phone book 

Drunk, or bloated from eating too much.

"Man, you were putting away those martinis and pork pies like nobody's business last night."
"Uh huh. By the end I was as full as a fairy's phone book."
"God damn."

full as a fairy's phone book by Magogigle October 23, 2009

More chins than a Chinese phone book

A phrase used to taunt fat people with double chins, the name chin often appearing millions of times in a chinese phone book due to the popularity of the name and population of the chinese country.

"Look at that fat twat, he's got more chins than a chinese phone book!"

More chins than a Chinese phone book by yourma2000 December 9, 2008

phone book 

Verb: A child abuse strategy employing a phone book as a "protective" pad between the victim and a wrench. When used the phone book technique will result in severe internal injuries which don't photograph well, and are therefore less likely to be used against you in court. The over-all result is a more grievous and a more private injury.

I'm pretty drunk, but I still don't want to go back to jail. I guess I'll have to phone book my redheaded step kids.

phone book by Stitecin and Kangarine October 30, 2006

Phone book 

The book one uses to find the phone number of their internet service provider when they can't get the internet to work on their own.

aw fuck dude, grab the phone book, my internet's fucked and I wanna show you this bitch stomp on this guys balls repeatedly... it's hot.

Phone book by Simon Lexington February 27, 2008