phonebitch 

phone sex operator generally wieghing over 350 puonds and covered in hair pimples and various other liesions and infections with 5 to 8 kids by different fathers all in prison usually takes calls at home from thier trailer

i was bored one night and called a phonebitch who sounded hot but much to my surprise she had 7 kids zits and wieghed over 400 pounds

phonebitch by waldenfire14 March 12, 2010

Phonestyling 

When someone is asked to freestyle, but since that someone is a talent-less hack he/she looks off their phone for lyrics they wrote down earlier. The lyrics are usually shitty and cringeworthy and the phonestyler ends up making a fool of him/herself. The act is usually performed by retards like drake who think they're rappers.

Person 1: Damn dude did you hear that drake freestyle on Youtube?
Person 2: That wasn't a freestyle nigga. He was looking off his phone, that motherfucker phonestyling.

Phonestyling by Raeganomics Lamborghini June 15, 2017

Phoneitis 

A disease in which one cannot desperate them selves from the phone. Also has a hard time functioning without phone. Side effects are the weakening and loss of muscle mass due to lack of physical activity

Johnny couldn't play in the game today due to a bad case of phoneitis

Phoneitis by Tstone777 April 21, 2015

Phoneality 

The genre of TV that is stated as reality but is found to be phony/staged. Basically, anything on TV that claims to be real that is not (or is not/does not do what is claimed).

Phoneality TV - Ghost Hunters, Jersey Shore, The Hills

Phoneality Infomercials - Slap Chop, Shamwow, Ab Circle Pro

Phoneality Stunts - Wardrobe Malfunction, Balloon Boy

Phoneality by SoCalParrothead January 6, 2010

Phonxiety

Acute anxiety caused by being separated from one's cell phone.

"My battery totally died, I couldn't get to the store for a new one for two hours! Thought I would die from phonxiety".

Phonxiety by anyone13 April 28, 2012

Phonxiety

The feeling you experience when you can't feel your phone in your pocket, or immediately recognize where it is, or when you realize you left your phone somewhere and can't immediately get to it to see what you are missing out on.

I was overwhelmed with Phonxiety when I realized that my phone was at home. I was worried about all of the things I might miss out on until I could be reunited with it.

Phonxiety by necklureman May 18, 2018

Phonetitis 

This is when you get addicted to your phone to the extent that you cannot go a minute without checking notifications. This is very common in teenagers especially the new Generation-Z.

This student has phonetitis, they are always on their phone.
I am proud that I have phoentitis.

Phonetitis by Mhiz_Favzyyz March 18, 2024