Phoner

Noun: foh-ner A Boner induced by a sexual voice heard over the phone.

"Damn girl, you sound sexy, I have a very large phoner"

by Allok January 9, 2013

Phoner

Being aroused or turned on by sexual texts or photos via phone

Man, last night I had a rockin' phoner when Kelly texted!

by Marcksman March 25, 2014

Phoner

When you receive a massive erection from getting a new phone.

"My friend Jon got a massive phoner when he unpackaged his samsung galaxy S7-Edge"

by darkslayertypeZ February 26, 2017

Phoner

The outline of a dude’s smart phone in his front pocket.

Check out Scott’s phoner, girl. He’s clearly packing at least an iPhone 12

by Brady1985 January 12, 2021

phoner

noun, a vehicle that is captained by an inattenive driver, who is like engrossed in texting or some dramatic phone conversation. They fail to respond to green lights, drift into your lane on the expressway, and putter in the left-hand lane of the interstate.

Dammit, thsi phoner is going to strand a bunch of us at this eternal light.

by mathsadist June 30, 2017

phoner

The apparent pants bulge from pocketing a large phone.

Check out that guy's phoner.

by Twex June 23, 2015

Phoner

When one gets a spontaneous erection from excitement of getting a new phone

Grant got a phoner when he got a new blackberry but when used it he never got phoner again

by Anynonomoud September 23, 2014